I just had to play with this one. I think the basics mostly hold true, because if we look at the opposite scenario, here's what we get:
Do your dressing in your boudoir. Be ready to go when your date arrives. Greet him with a smile.
Greet your date naked. Greet him with a scowl.
If you need a brassiere, wear one. Be careful your stockings aren't wrinkled.
If you need a brassiere DON'T wear one! And no stockings!
Men don't like girls who borrow their handkerchief and smudge them with lipstick.
If you must blow your nose, blow your nose on his sleeve!
Don't sit in awkward positions and never look bored if you are. If you must chew gum do it silently.
Always make yourself as uncomfortable as possible and if he's not the one, pretend he is! If he is the one, look cool and detached. Check your iPhone for messages.
Don't use the car mirror to fix your make up. Man need it in driving.
Insist on taking the bus so you can use your mirror and apply make up. Have him hold the mirror.
Careless woman don't appeal to men. Don't talk while dancing.
Drop things so he can pick them up for you. Forget his name as much as possible. Ask him who he is more than once.. Talk all the time so he doesn't have to.
Don't be familiar in public or caress him.
We suggest you be hyper- familiar and jump into his lap on your first date.
Don't be sentimental or try to get him to say something he doesn't want to by working his emotions. Men don't like tears especially in public.
Cry like a fountain, the less private the better.
Don't tell the headwaiter about how much more fun you had with someone else.
Make a point to befriend your waiter, the coat check girl, the dishwashers and as many people as possible while at the restaurant. Ignore your date.
Don't talk abut clothes. Flatter your date by talking about what he wants to talk about.
If your date wants to talk about something, change the subject asap and talk about your clothes!
The last straw is to pass out on liquor. Chances are your date will never call again!
Get as wasted as possible and chances are you will wake up at his place.
Don't drink too much as a man expects you to keep your dignity.
Again, get as trashed as possible!!! Why waste your dignity?
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