Marital Status:

Divorced

What do your exes say about you?:

A roller coaster ride; a challenging experience that can evoke squeals of delight, fear, laughter, the occasional urge to throw up, a sense of "I want to get off, but know I'll regret it if I do", but ultimately a strong desire to repeat the ride again and again. In case I’m sounding a bit too high maintenance, the real me - though a little quirky - is a sparky ,fun loving, romantic, loyal,creative, dynamic bundle of traditional womanliness. With a cherry on top!

A little bit of background about you:

Marketer, artist, author, serial cushion plumper and pie maker.

What are you looking for in the opposite sex?:

I would put humour at the top of the list - the ability to make me laugh, and laugh at my (obviously hilarious) jokes - but I have a very good male friend who although funny, I cannot imagine for a moment wanting to snog ( sorry Andrew). There has to be more to it. So then there's intelligence...depth...a love of debate. But then I would turn fast on my heels should you turn out to be an intellectual bore. Ok. How about adventurous...a risk taker...comfortable breaking convention. Or will that mean you'll expect me to writhe around a pole dressed in a tight leather cat suit and chains? Tall. Now that's essential. As long as you are not so tall as to require specially imported clothing and shoes. Communicative. So much so that when I say "can we discuss such and such", you won't leg it outside to hide in your shed... Already I'm overcome with a sense of woe......... Bring back the X Factor. Saturday nights are just not the same without it.

What are your dealbreakers [or romancebusters]?:

Long hair, pierced body parts,blobs of white saliva in the corners of mouth, white socks, neediness, crippling shyness.

Ethnicity:

Caucasian (white)

Height:

5' 7" (170 cm)

Eye color:

Hazel

Hair color:

Dark Brown

Body Type:

Slender

Best feature:

Feet

Sense of humour:

Obscure: I'm usually the only one laughing

Why are you on TBW?:

Can't say. It all depends on the person

Smoking:

Yes, occasionally

Drinking:

Just socially

Living situation:

Live with kids

Have children:

Yes - at home full-time

What does sunrise mean to you?:

Time to get up

If not living in London, how often do you visit ?:

Whenever possible

What city do you live in or near?:

Manchester

Current annual income:

Enough to pay the bills

Job schedule:

My Own boss